 Sometimes things chive me. Time to Rant.
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Schlank Rant
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I found this one stumble, and it scared the crap out of me. So, I had to spread that fear.
Scary Ass Busey GIF:
I wanted to plug orginal source, but when I looked around all I could find was this!
The motherload of animated GIFs~!
http://www.thewheelfx.com/lane/GIFS/
Enjoy. Don't click the bowling one, it is painful
Unrelated, but also a find:http://www.picrandom.com/images/ CAREFUL, they mean random. some are VERY NSFW. Yes, I mean boobies. I also mean WTF pictures, and I don't mean WTF as in, WTF is that guy doing in that picture, but two girls one cup WTF. This is one is what I mean. !If you are sensitive, or like animals, don't even click. Just don't! That means you mom. Especially my mother in-law. Actually. Jut don't click it. Who ever you are, and it is not a trick. It wont be a cute baby. It will make you sad or ruin your day.3ed8copy6f.jpg Then, if you know what I mean by a true...WTF. Say WTF in a comment below. Unless I am alone. Which I doubt. For those of you who are "less sensitive." Dude, look at the smile on her face. What the hell. I suspect or hope, that it will become a coffee table and this isn't just for fun.
Looks like just someone who has a collection of images and doesn't turn of indexing in their htaccess file. Who is this person you ask? Well, if you navigate up a level you he/she(probably he) has some person pictures.
That leads me to believe this person is a fan of some crappy B movie, Sci-Fi, Guns, and Grandmas.
I know, who doesn't love all of those things. We all love sci-fi, guns, and our grandmas. Plus, I am sure we all have been caught enjoying a guilty pleasure movie at least once. "Oh!, will they be together?! How can they? They would have to give up everything!....But for love." Always at the last minute. Every one of them the same, but they still fool everyone.
While looking for examples of these terrible movies. I found this website:
The 50 Most Embarassing Guilty Pleasure Movies That I Just Can't Deny (a/k/a The House that Patrick Swayze Built), and I am confused.
Not with the statement, because they are correct about Swayze. I mean, look at him. I feel guilty right now for wanting to touch that mullet~!
I thought "Guilty Pleasure" was specific to these kind of movies that had a man and woman...wait...not necessarily. Lets start over. The kind of movies where a union of two individuals who seemingly belong with each other but wont or cannot make it happen. Ususally because of stupidity, they are victim to another situation or person, or the classic "my life is about money and wealth, and it takes love to make me see the light." blah blah.
The website in question listed this as number one:
# 1 ~~~ Flash Gordon
Granted, I would be guilty if I took pleasure in watching it, but that is a matter of opinion. Guilty pleasure is a type of movie that is very specific. I mean, what does Swayze have to do with Dark Crystal?
One of the most kick ass movies of our time. Jim Henson's greatest work. The reason why he turned down Yoda and star wars and suggested his student Frank Oz. Not a guilty pleasure movie. Watch it guilt free.
You may be asking, "how did he get to dark crystal?", "What the hell is his point?"
Answer: Shut your pie hole. This is a "Schlank Rant."
I am Schlank, and this was a rant.
If I had to leave you with a point, it would be: Mullets rock, I love my grandma, and hubpages.com can go frak itself. I would put in there that sci-fi is also cool, but I figured frak said it.
Schlank Rant Complete - or at least until someone else pisses me off.
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